I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.

I’d like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

I’d like to have a boyfriend in prison so I’d always know where he is.

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking.

Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

No day is too bad it can’t be fixed with a nap.